A compilation of what's been said to or by 7th graders the last few weeks. I know no one else probably thinks these are funny, but if I list them out I have to say "How do I get paid to do this?" haha Best job ever.
1. "We're not friends! I don't even know if I like you everyday!" - me
2. "Ms. Rogers, I need you to be cool right now. Not a teacher. Can you do that?" -student
"Okay. What's up?"-me
"Mr. L is being such a d*** lately"-student
"Yeeeeah, you can't say that...." - me
3. One of my guy friends walks into another friend's room to ask about remodeling his basement...
"Are you reputable?"
(A student looks up at my 6' 4" ish friend) "You watch your mouth, big fella!"
"You, read a dictionary!" - teacher
4. "Intimate relationship here does not mean sex, it just means they know each other well." - me
"Oh my gosh! Are teachers allowed to say s-s- well you know?!" - student
5. My hair was curled one day, "Ms. Rogers, how long did it take you to look like that? Because you look waaaaaay better than usual."
6. Reading a statement before turned in to the School Resource officer of what happened on the bus that morning "No! I screamed, as the tampon hit my head..."
7. "What is the problem! Why are you two so upset with each other?" - me
"He called me Flinstone shoes!" - student #1
"Flinstone shoes!? I didn't call you Flinstone shoes!" - student #2
"Yeah you did you said, 'There's ol flinstone shoes'"-student #1
8. "Do not spank each other with books, please!" - me
9. "You f****** b****!" - student
"Thank you. You may now remove yourself to the office." - me
"What?! I didn't even do anything!" - student
10. "How many of you have ever addressed a letter before?" - me
One girl raises her hand "I did, when my mom was in jail"
Maybe someone else found theses as funny as I did.
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